James Gunn (Guardians of the galaxy) contre les Gays et Lesbiennes ?
Travailler pour la franchise Marvel peut être un rêve pour nombre de réalisateurs. Mais il ne faut pas perdre de vue que Marvel est une filiale de Disney. Cela implique de ne pas trop faire de vagues et rester consensuel. Comme disait l’oncle Ben (pas celui qui fait du riz, l’autre): With great power, comes great responsibility. Et le pauvre James Gunn, futur réalisateur pour Marvel de The Guardians of the galaxy,vient d’en faire les frais. Il a été contraint d’enlever de son blog personnel quelques articles qui heurtaient la Human Right Campaign, la plus importante LGBT (association américaine des Gays et Lesbiennes) ainsi que présenter des excuses sur Facebook. Il avait établi, avec l’aide des internautes, un Top 50 des super-héros/héroïnes avec qui vous aimeriez avoir des relations sexuelles, ainsi que son top 15 personnel. Encore présents dans le cache de Google, j’ai copié les articles polémiques en question à la fin de ce billet.
La HRC lui reproche ses propos crus et ses commentaires considérés comme homophobes et dégradants (voir ci dessous). Alors, James Gunn est il vulgaire, sexiste, homophobe ? Donnez nous votre avis.
Quelques exemples des propos reprochés:
A propos de Batwoman:
Cette héroïne lesbienne n’a reçu que des votes masculins. Je ne sais pas trop ce que cela signifie. Mais j’attends avec impatience un cross-over Marvel-DC où Tony Stark lui ferait changer son orientation sexuelle. Elle pourrait s’envoyer en l’air avec Nightwing et, techniquement, être toujours considéré comme lesbienne.
A propos de Gambit:
L’idée de sentir mes boules claquer contre ses fesses me donne la nausée mais je ne peux dénier son coté HOT (…)Gambit est le Galactus de la bite.
Source: The Hollywood Reporter
Les excuses de James Gunn:
Les articles polémiques de James Gunn:
The 50 Superheroes You Most Want to Have Sex With: 2nd Annual Poll Results!
After posting the nominees yesterday, we received thousands of votes on Twitter, Facebook, and here, due in part to the help of the Crimson Bolt himself, Rainn Wilson, who spread the word on Twitter. So, without further ado, here are the 50 Superheroes you are just dying to eff:
1. Wonder Woman
For the second year in a row, Princess Diana is the big winner. It seems like many guys out there are hoping she’ll lasso their penises and make them tell the truth – which is that they want to be inside of Princess Diana!
This year, Batman steals the title of Sexiest Male Superhero from Gambit. Only a few votes separated him from Wonder Woman in a heated race for number 1. Next year, Bats!
This supervillain turned anti-hero has been making my penis feel funny since I was four years old and saw Julie Newmar playing her on TV. Today she’s as sexy as ever, especially when drawn by the supertalented Adam Hughes (above).
I personally don’t understand the sexual fascination with Rogue – sure, I love the accent (though I would mention to all Marvel writers that it’s a creative writing no-no to phonetically write out every single bit of dialogue by a person with an accent), but I don’t quite get the appeal of a woman whose touch will fuck you up. I guess I’ll have to use the Magnum sized condoms (over my whole body).
My girlfriend voted for this Cajun fruit. I think she’s looking to have a devil’s three way with the two of us. The idea of my balls slapping against Gambit’s makes me sick to my stomach, but I can’t deny the fellow’s pure HEAT, as he yet again placed so high on this list, despite being male and in the presence of so many A-listers. Wolverine and Superman may beat him in sales, but it’s who the ladies love that really matters, and Gambit is the Galactus of Cock!
Rising a full 24 places, Storm is once again our highest ranking woman-of-color and considering most of our other women-of-color on this list are green or blue or pink, that’s quite a feat.
7. Emma Frost
What I love about Emma is the practical attire she wears while adventuring. Certainly, if I were a woman fighting giant monsters I’d want to wear some awesome breast-mushing halter top, a pair of panties, and thigh highs. That stuff would never get in the way. For those men who love rude bitches, the White Queen is number one.
8. The Black Widow
It’s hard to believe the Russian spy who Tony Stark called “sexual napalm” didn’t even rank last year! Natasha Romanova is the highest debut on the list, and, considering she’s fucked half the men in the Marvel Universe, it’s much deserved.
As you might guess by my 4’9″ real life girlfriend, the giantess fantasy isn’t my thing. But, if I ever were in the mood to be dominated and treated like a little bitch, by someone who is green, then She-Hulk would almost certainly be the way to go.
10. The Black Cat
Felicia Hardy rises 12 spots to enter the top ten (just barely), making it clear that if you want to be the apple of the fanboys’ eyes, wearing a black body suit is the way to go.
11. Jean Grey
Is it unfair that I’m using a picture of Jean Grey as the Black Queen, when she was actually a superVILLAIN, even though this is a superHERO poll? Not to your penis. Or vagina. Or penis-vagina thing.
It seems women (and, yes, unlike a few of the others on this list – Wally West, I’m looking at you – it seems almost all of the people who voted for Supes were women) are willing to take the risk of sperm shooting out of the back of their spine for the chance at one night of all-American super-pleasure.
I love how, over at Marvel, they try to make their Sorcerer Supreme as realistic as possible, by having him recite hundreds of complex spells from dozens of fictional arcane texts but, over at DC, with their sorceress-in-residence, they’re just like: She says shit backwards! Oh, and she wears a top hat. Whatever the case, guess what, Zatanna? Won uoy od mir sboj.
I just want to make sure that everyone who voted for Wolverine knows he’s very, very hairy and is probably about three-foot-five.
15. Power Girl
While searching for photos of Power Girl, I found a whole sub-culture of fan art dedicated to the biggest pair of breasts in comics. Although I’m instead using the art of the far more tasteful Adam Hughes here, I did save a few of the others for my own private collection.
16. Iron Man
Personally, if I were into dudes, I think Batman would be too stiff in bed, Superman would be too good-natured, and Wolvie would be too accidentally-shredding-me-with-his-claws-upon-orgasm. I’d want a dude who had, you know, experience – someone who has fucked most the superheroines on the planet, and knew what he was doing. I’d go Tony Stark. Although I’d ask him, kindly, to lose the current prison pussy and go back to the ‘stache.
Another new debut. If you’re turned on by characters whose costume always seems to be blowing in extremely harsh winds when everyone around her seems perfectly still, then Elektra is your woman. Maybe she’s like carrying one of those little mini-fans, only a mini-fan who will give you a really terrific, Ninja-trained blow job.
18. Invisible Woman
A+ choice, guys! Just once wouldn’t you want to look back and forth from a pretty blonde’s face, to your penis actually having an orgasm inside of her vagina?! I know I would. But even without the invisibility, Sue Storm Richards is Marvel’s ultimate MILF.
Seriously, sigh. Just fucking sigh man. How can you be so innocent and demure and so simultaneously able to rip out my spleen before I even know it?
20. Black Canary
I sometimes think that the Black Canary is the hottest chick in the DC Universe until I remember that she, uh, fucks Green Arrow. But I’m really happy to have her here, if only for the two awesome and hot Al Rio drawings in a row.
Okay, uh, yeah, I can see where you would want some of that shit.
Fucking Peter Parker would probably be great, until the Hobgoblin comes crashing through the window, and then Peter disappears, and you don’t know where he went so you’re worried, but at that point Spider-Man shows up and saves you from the Hobgoblin, and then Spider-Man leaves and Peter Parker comes back and says he was knocked unconscious but was there behind the couch the whole time, oh, and later, Peter publishes some photographs of you and Hobgoblin that he somehow miraculously took while he was unconscious, and then you never put two and two together because, really, you’re a complete fucking idiot.
Disco Dazzler, Rave Dazzler, and Punk Rock Dazzler, they all have one thing in common – a friggin’ GREAT vagina.
24. Doctor Manhattan
Doc makes up for the smaller-than-average penis by giving you three of them at the same time, all while working on the newest and coolest photon-neuro-transmo-what-the-ma-fuck in the other room.
25. Kitty Pryde
@KittyPryde actually wrote me on Twitter after posting the nominees for heroes you most want to have sex with. I wrote her back, but neglected to mention that I wanted to anally do her. I won’t even mind if Lockheed is in the room, staring at me with a creepy look the whole time. Well, okay, I’ll mind a little. But it will be worth it.
Okay, I guess I kind of get it. If you’re not talking about the hook-for-a-hand-Aquaman. He’s blonde and lithe and not afraid to wear flashy colors. But I’d still be afraid he’d treat me like a Led Zeppelin groupie, if you get my drift.
29. Superboy – Conner Kent
Another debut, and a pretty good choice. Except, uh, isn’t she supposed to be fifteen years old? And after you fictionally fuck her fictional police are going to arrest you and put you in fictional jail for being a very real pedophile.
When looking for drawings of Jade, I could either use one that really showed her green skin, or one in which she was an indeterminate color, therefore excluding her primary physical characteristic, but that showed her with big tits. The high road is not for me.
This lesbian character was voted for almost exclusively by men. I don’t know exactly what that means. But I’m hoping for a Marvel-DC crossover so that Tony Stark can “turn” her. She could also have sex with Nightwing and probably still be technically considered a lesbian.
For thirty-plus years Tigra has been consistently poorly-written, which means you’d probably have an easy time talking your way into her pants. Especially if you have a slight furry fetish, but aren’t totally willing to commit to it.
34. Batgirl – Stephanie Brown
Being a teen mom and all, you know she’s easy. Go for it.
35. Multiple Man
One of the great things about Jamie Madrox is you can shoot your own Bukkakae videos with just you and him.
The picture above is why, by the age of nine or ten, comic books had ruined real women for me forever.
The whole time I’m fucking her I can’t get her face out of my mind as the skrull leader who tried to conquer the world. I know it’s not her fault, but I just can’t help it. So I finish on her face to help block out the painful memories. There. That’s better. I love you, Jessica.
38. The Flash – Wally West
Many of the people who voted for the Flash were gay men. I have no idea why this is. But I do know if I was going to get fucked in the butt I too would want it to be by someone who would get it over with quick.
39. Ms. Marvel
Carol Danvers dropped 13 points from her position last year. It’s a surprise to me as she is, along with Emma Frost and the Black Cat, one of the most consistently sexualized characters in the Marvel Universe.
40. Mr. Fantastic
I don’t know exactly what the appeal is – perhaps women want a nice, 28 inch cock, even if it’s only a half-inch in diameter.
41. Batgirl – Cassandra Cain
Cassandra’s father taught her how to kill people when she was eight. Which means she has the ultimate daddy issues. Which means she’s just my type.
43. Green Arrow
Me: Still with the beard, dude, seriously? It’s 2011. Him: I’m fucking Black Canary every single night. Me: (nothing)
44. Cassie Hack
Last year we had Fairchild, Witchblade, and Lady Death, but this year Cassie Hack is the only character on the list who isn’t Marvel or DC. With such super-hotties as the aforementioned nominees, as well as Aspen Matthews, Calie Liddle, and more, there’s something a little sad about this that has to do with the overly corporate nature of comics, but I can’t think about it too much because I’m distracted by Scarlet Witch’s delicious corporate tits right below me.
45. Scarlet Witch
48. Red Sonja
49. Jennifer Kale
Really? You guys don’t have enough problems with crazy girls in real life, you are going to vote for the most unbalanced character in comics? True, she’s probably insane in bed. But somehow it doesn’t seem worth it, considering you’re going to get Bobbitted afterward.
Thanks to all the incredibly talented artists whose art I’ve appropriated for these blogs, including Michael Turner, Adam Hughes, Eric Basaldua, Greg Horn, Al Rio, Ed Benes, J. Scott Campbell, and many more.
Come back soon (maybe tomorrow) for the list of Superheroes I most want to have sex with, which is very different from the list above.
The 15 Superheroes I Most Want to Have Sex With
Last week, in honor of our forthcoming film SUPER, we posted The Superheroes You Most Want to Have Sex With Poll and I would definitely want to have sex with almost every female on that list. I mean, after all, most superheroes look exactly the same, only with different costumes, skin color, etc. However, over the years I have developed crushes on certain superheroines. Part of it’s their looks. Part of it’s their personalities. And part of it is that I haven’t been blogging for a while and you guys seem to click A LOT on blogs with pics of sexy superheroines in them (for instance: my site has crashed twice over the past seven days due to traffic). Whatever the case, here are the 15 Superheroes that I would most like to eff:
1. Batgirl – Cassandra Cain
Honestly, I really just liked the look of Batgirl when I saw the ad for Batgirl #1, before I even saw Cassandra Cain. Something about the stitching on the mask made her costume really cool, and probably was a bit of an influence on the overly-stitched look of the Crimson Bolt in SUPER. But Cassandra herself, when drawn well, is one of the most beautiful girls in comics. I also like that she doesn’t look like every other generic female in the DC or Marvel Universe.
And, of course, it should be mentioned, she bears a striking resemblance to my real-life girlfriend, Mia Matsumiya.
2. Freefall – Roxy Spaulding
Roxy was one third of the trio of sexpots, along with Fairchild and Rainmaker, in Gen 13. According to Comic Vine, she was based on Natalie Portman, which I find doubtful, considering Portman was only 12 when Roxy debuted, and the movie that made her famous, The Professional, wasn’t going to be released for another year. Whatever the case, I liked her more than Fairchild and Rainmaker because she had less ridiculously large breasts and a more alternative look. And it didn’t hurt that she was often drawn by J. Scott Campbell, one of the comics masters of hot chicks.
Admittedly, I usually go for the small, slim, girlish types – as evidenced by most my choices on this list. However, every once in a while I want to be eaten alive sexually, and that’s where Helena Bertinelli comes in. Along with Ms. Marvel, Power Girl, and others, she’s one of the comics characters who’s consistently drawn quite sexual. However, unlike those others, she seems to own it. Is this all in my mind? Probably. But, unfortunately, that’s the only place that Huntress is ever going to fuck the living daylights out of me.
4. Mary Marvel
I always thought Mary Marvel was cute, but when she became Dark Mary Marvel, the hyper-evil, hyper-slutty version of Mary, my attention was really piqued. I love the idea of the innocent young Mary with the utterly nympo side. Fucking her two selves would be awesome, like jumping from a hot tub into a cool pool, over and over again, and then coming all over the water’s face.
You know how I’ve slept with all those tattooed strippers over the years? It’s really just so I can be closer to Voodoo, a tattooed former stripper herself. There’s nothing pervy about it whatsoever. It’s actually quite sweet when you think of it.
I usually don’t go for the big’uns – Starfire is 6’4″ – but in her case I’ll make an exception. I’ve always wanted a girlfriend with glowy, sparkly green eyes and Jesus is so mean for never giving me one.
You think I like girls with pink hair? Pixie is one of THREE on the list. Usually I don’t fuck muties, but in her case I’ll make an exception. (I’ve been reading comics too long, because I actually feel guilty using the term “mutie.”)
As you can see, most of the girls on my list are either the demure, feminine types, little firecrackers, or slutty maneaters. Supergirl is a bit of all three in one. In fact, she’d be higher on my list, but I’m afraid she’d accidentally shred me like wet toilet paper at the point of orgasm. But, hell, it’s better than dying of cancer.
Dagger, who is way too often with some douchebag orphan named Cloak, is the kind of superhero you could take home to Mom. And then take into Mom’s closet and have anal sex with.
My first ever turn-ons in life were Yvonne DeCarlo as Batgirl and Julie Newmar as Catwoman on the old Batman TV show. I remember being four or so and watching them on TV and wondering why in the world they made my penis get hard (not a joke). Whatever the case, I still have a thing for Selina. Although, admittedly, all the purring and m’wor’s in real life would probably make me want to shoot myself in the head after a couple days.
If you’re really into heavy kink, here’s a girl who can give you an enema with a flick of the wrist (note: do not mistake this for me saying I’m into enemas, because I’m not. Unlike most of you perverts, I really love Storm for who she is.)
I absolutely do not have a thing for Asian lolitas. I can’t believe you’d even say that, dude. Jesus. That’s offensive. PS Jubilee, will you put on this Sailor Moon costume I bought, just for tonight? I want to try something out. PPS I’m pissed off that she’s a vampire now.
13. Scarlet Witch
Yes, I have a thing for damaged, crazy chicks too. You don’t think Scarlet Witch was crazy before Bendis? Bro: SHE FUCKED A ROBOT FOR TWENTY YEARS.
14. Power Girl
I know, I know. This is a weird choice for me. I’m not a breast man in the least. And, you may be shocked by this, but I don’t even find Power Girl’s personality especially appealing. If I were a more shallow person, I’d think it was because every single comic book panel featuring Power Girl in the past twenty years has focused completely on her legs, ass, or tits, and even when she’s fighting bad guys they draw her in positions that would make sexual entry easy, so she’s become a preternaturally slutty and sexual creature in my mind. But, again, I’m not a shallow person so it can’t be that. I guess we’ll just write it off as je ne sais quoi.
Songbird and I belong together, because we have a lot in common. We’ve both had a torrid past: in my case, a drug-addled youth, in her case, she was a supervillain named Screaming Mimi. We’ve both had long, pink hair – I had mine when I played with my band, The Pods, back in the early ‘nineties. And we can both use our vocal cords to create solid-sound energy constructs which we can manipulate at will. Oh, I didn’t tell you about that? Yeah, that’s just a thing I do. No biggie.
Honorable Mention (and an excuse to post more sexy superhero pics):
The Black Cat
Zatanna (but only when she isn’t wearing the top hat)
Special Honorable Mention:
Batgirl – Barbara Gordon (RIP your legs)
Thanks to all the incredibly talented artists whose art I’ve appropriated for these blogs, including Michael Turner, Adam Hughes, Eric Basaldua, Al Rio, Ed Benes, J. Scott Campbell, Brian Stelfreeze, and many more.